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AndyB2k7



Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:33 pm   escaped convict  

A man escapes from a prison where hes been locked up for 15 yrs. He Breaks into a house 2look4 money & guns. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes in2 the bathroom. While hes in there, the husband whispers over 2his wife: Listen this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! Hes probably spent alot of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in yrs. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist,dont complain.. Do woteva he tells u.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates u.This guy is obviously dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you! His wife responds: He wasnt kissin my neck. He was whisperin in my ear. He told me that hes gay, thinks youre cute, asked if we had any vaseline i said in bathroom! b strong honey i loveu2
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cufc16



Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:21 pm    

nice 1 mate lol... ey this website wil b up n runnen soon... tel ya m8s about it n that... u wanna be a moderator for any of the forums?
 
AndyB2k7



Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:20 pm    

aye il b a moderator lyk

ill try get a few folk t sign up n all
 
 
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